Taking care of a confused old lady
Confused old lady: I’d like to go to bed now please.
Me: You are already in your bed. See? Here’s your blankets and pillows.
Me: Yep. Well, you’re in your bed.
COL: Who are you?
Me: I am your nurse.
COL: NURSE?! No you’re not!
Me: See my badge? It says nurse.